bevsi:

i’m a disgrace

bevsi:

i’m a disgrace

(via kosmonauttihai)

lesbrobitch:

She a lesbian They lesbianing together.

(via pleadingthefilth)

What are your headcanons about me?

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

(via theartistboy)

catbountry:

sugoihime:

if you are feeling down like me please watch this video of cats stealing dog beds 

Cats are jerks.

(via raspberryshadows)

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

(via hanaphylactic)

enjolras being a jerk and using grantaire's head as an armrest and then grantaire poking him in the side and learning that enjolras is actually really ticklish and enjolras learning to never use R as an armrest again

Anonymous

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Enjolras is really ticklish in my headcanon too. But there’s only like… three people in the whole damn universe that are able to tickle-fight him without getting an elbow to the jaw. (and even then, Courfeyrac is still at serious risk of repercussions. He tickles him anyway though).

oh my GOD

I FORGOT

today I was describing to a 17 year old youth leader what vodka-drunk feels like

and she asked me with this sweet, concerned voice why I choose the drink

and when I left work she called after me “make good choices Chey!”

NEVER in my life have I felt so old and cynical because I was this close to laughing my way out of the store I s2g

slutc0ven:

ryan-on-bass:

Source: Orientation Police by Bill Roundy

This is cute as fuck and describes pretty accurately how I feel too.

(via hawk-and-handsaw)

killjoyras:

decourfeynated:

killjoyras:

orestesfasting:

grantaire is cute be nice to him or i’ll get sad

- Enjolras, the one time he got drunk.

oh no my hand slipped

The one time Enjolras gets drunk, everyone is present.  This is probably, in retrospect, a good thing.  

But mostly, Enjolras is too drunk to notice.

Except presently, because someone is ragging on Grantaire, calling him hideous and deformed, and Enjolras will not let that stand — societal beauty standards are bullshit and Grantaire is cute.

So he gets up, hiccups a little in consternation, and approaches the offending party.

"Grantaire is cute," he starts calmly, pulling himself up to his full height when he starts tipping over one way.  "Grantaire is cute, so you should be nice to him.  Or I’ll get sad."

It’s a vague and amorphous threat at best, but he follows it with his best glare.

The girl swallows uncomfortably and retreats.

Enjolras steals her barstool. 

YES GOOD

(via laurencombeferre)

sanssarcasm:

cisbloodscum:

newvagabond:

This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?

how is she smoking underwater

shes a fucking mermaid

sanssarcasm:

cisbloodscum:

newvagabond:

This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?

how is she smoking underwater

shes a fucking mermaid

(via boyvoodoo)

sonamaeam:

masterlygrackle:

oh one more.

i mean LOOK AT HER.

god she’s my favorite thing.
.

Places gently into my babies tag

(via zoeagility15)

taxonomist:

vintar:

if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath

:D

:D :D :D

(via lustyargonianwarrior)