if you are feeling down like me please watch this video of cats stealing dog beds
Cats are jerks.
i dunno, i’m seeing a lot of deaf!grantaire and this came out of absolutely nowhere really, really fast. maybe canon? probably not? i don’t know.
“I don’t know sign language,” Enjolras apologizes, shaping the words very clearly so that reading his lips hardly takes…
This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
Enjolras is really ticklish in my headcanon too. But there’s only like… three people in the whole damn universe that are able to tickle-fight him without getting an elbow to the jaw. (and even then, Courfeyrac is still at serious risk of repercussions. He tickles him anyway though).
oh my GOD
today I was describing to a 17 year old youth leader what vodka-drunk feels like
and she asked me with this sweet, concerned voice why I choose the drink
and when I left work she called after me “make good choices Chey!”
NEVER in my life have I felt so old and cynical because I was this close to laughing my way out of the store I s2g
This is cute as fuck and describes pretty accurately how I feel too.
grantaire is cute be nice to him or i’ll get sad
- Enjolras, the one time he got drunk.
oh no my hand slipped
The one time Enjolras gets drunk, everyone is present. This is probably, in retrospect, a good thing.
But mostly, Enjolras is too drunk to notice.
Except presently, because someone is ragging on Grantaire, calling him hideous and deformed, and Enjolras will not let that stand — societal beauty standards are bullshit and Grantaire is cute.
So he gets up, hiccups a little in consternation, and approaches the offending party.
"Grantaire is cute," he starts calmly, pulling himself up to his full height when he starts tipping over one way. "Grantaire is cute, so you should be nice to him. Or I’ll get sad."
It’s a vague and amorphous threat at best, but he follows it with his best glare.
The girl swallows uncomfortably and retreats.
Enjolras steals her barstool.
This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?
how is she smoking underwater
shes a fucking mermaid
oh one more.
i mean LOOK AT HER.
god she’s my favorite thing.
Places gently into my babies tag
if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath
:D :D :D
DANCING SOMETHING WITH DANCING
I did also promise Smittenjolras.
Verse: A Body That Speaks
Summary: “Follow me,” Grantaire scribbles. “I’ll only be able to correct you with my hands.”
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy