jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

(via raspberryshadows)

Cosmo Sex Tip #31

superaunaturelle:

During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs

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ostolero:

samurott:

why do gamers need a gate anyway

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fabledquill:

criticizing the catholic church, and particularly the sale of indulgences

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My bed buddy this morning

My bed buddy this morning

zhgirlonfire:

Ok fine, you win. John was an asshole

(via stark-ships)

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

(via lustyargonianwarrior)

Jem from In the flesh!

Anonymous

I”M SO SORRY I NEVER DID THIS ANON BC THAT WAS A NICE COMPLEMENT

maybe i will do a bunch of closet cosplays closer to halloween :)

Hey, don't panic about your food. Just take it one step at a time, maybe cut one food out for a couple of days and see how that goes! You got this ❤️

Anonymous

I don’t got this. I don’t got this financially or mentally or anything :(

I wanna lose weight but I’m also so scared of delving back into eating-disorder territory

like the other day was a fucking milestone because I tried a new food without going through the recipe with a microscope because I’m convinced food will kill me

whenever I try to lose fat I’m either completely unsuccessful or obsessed to the point where scales can drive me to panic attacks

rghghghghghg

i love the fact that my country has put out an ad campaign which essentially boils down to “don’t be an asshole on the road”

I mean in public

Do whatever at home but omg doing it in public is fucking rank

Freebleeding is amazingly disgusting and inconsiderate and potentially dangerous do not condone that vile shit wow

Wow people are ridiculous

why are they so angry at lesbians (who don't find penis' sexually attractive) for not wanting to have sex with people who have penis'? i mean i'm a 30yo lesbian who's always supported the T in LGBT, and this weird vilification of lesbian women who don't want to have penetrative sex with a penis' as transphobic is very upsetting. i don't understand why they NEED lesbians (who don't like penis) to want to have sex with them. i hate to say it, but it has a very 'male sexual entitlement' feel to it.

Anonymous

canis-familiaris:

Yes.

It only really makes sense to me if you think of lesbians as sex objects/status symbols.  Lesbians are only attracted to women, so having sex with lesbians affirms your femaleness.    

They have this worldview that sexual orientation depends only on gender identity and cannot every involve any physical sex characteristics. If trans women identify as female, every aspect of their body must therefore be attractive to lesbians.  

What’s going on here is punishing women for having sexual orientations that contradict this worldview.  It does not make any sense in the model of identifying oppressive behavior and asking people to make different choices.  A few times in the last day or so, I’ve asked them, “What do you want me to do?  Do you think I’m lying and I’m secretly attracted to penises?  Do you think I should be able to change my sexual orientation and learn to like penis?  Or do you think I should have sex that I find unarousing and unpleasant?”  

They never answer.  I think that the people I’ve asked have been self-aware enough that answering that question honestly while also thinking of themselves as feminists triggers way too much cognitive dissonance.  They make up a strawman argument to respond to instead and walk away feeling morally superior to the horrible lesbian.

kenziera:

kin-experiences:

161. Wanting to go back to Venus where it’s peaceful and full of joy.
Submitted by massiesdolls

oh my god YOU WOULD DIE. VENUS IS A CARBON DIOXIDE FILLED, HOT ASS ROCK AND THE SURFACE PRESSURE IS SO DAMN HIGH THAT YOUR ORGANS WOULD JUST GIVE THE FUCK UP.

kenziera:

kin-experiences:

161. Wanting to go back to Venus where it’s peaceful and full of joy.

Submitted by massiesdolls

oh my god YOU WOULD DIE. VENUS IS A CARBON DIOXIDE FILLED, HOT ASS ROCK AND THE SURFACE PRESSURE IS SO DAMN HIGH THAT YOUR ORGANS WOULD JUST GIVE THE FUCK UP.